oh my god this is perfection
19th June 2013
Reblogged From the-absolute-best-posts
Notes: 4620
- me: *names child butter*
- me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
- me: i can't believe it's not butter
I get 83rd degree depression when I step on a leaf and its not crunchy like Thanks for nothing bitch
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE LAST THING MONSTERS SEE BEFORE THEY DIE
The Pout of DEATH
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
this’ll get me adopted in no time
Everyone loves a window licker
(Source: hemustbethatcubsfan)
HIS WAIST TO SHOULDER RATIO I’M SORRY I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ELSE
(Source: winchestersblood)
Why the heck do my boobs hurt?
do snakes even have asses
- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
- 1. Top turn on
- 2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
- 3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
- 4. Last time you masturbated?
- 5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?
- 6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?
- 7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?
- 8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?
- 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?
- 10. Cup size? (that can work for male and female!)
- 11. Favorite sex position?
- 12. Dom or Sub?
- 13. Is pain a good thing?
- 14. Do you like biting?
- 15. Do you like scratching?
- 16. Are you slightly horny right now?
- 17. Are you very horny right now?
- 18. Do you like anal?
- 19. Do you like face fucking?
- 20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
FUCK OFF.
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
im going to ask Siri to prom
WHY?!? This show :(